New rule for Lone Gunmen Terrorists: they are not allowed to wear bulletproof vests. It’s just not sporting. The Good Samaritans deserve a fair shot. And yes, “Good Samaritan” is the expression used to describe the neighbor who got his gun and went after the Texas Terrorist.

Anti-gun-control people are right that as long as NOTHING is done to make guns safer, we will slowly but surely become a more and more armed country, and more and more mass shootings will become shootouts. Concealed carry licenses will increase exponentially. Of course. And oh my goodness look at those quarterly profits go up and up and up for the gun manufacturers. Vests, bullets, bump stocks, pocketbook pistols, all manner of tactical gear… it’s a BONANZA.